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Welcome to my food blog!



I feel like this was a long time coming. I am always writing and I am always eating, so it seems like the perfect way to spend my free time. It’s time to truly put my money where my mouth is.


For those of you that do not know me, I am obsessed with the ABC’s : Alcohol, Bacon, and Cheese. Whether together or apart, I consume these three items nearly every day. If you are looking for recipes, cooking tips, or anything to do with kale, you are in the wrong place. Sorry.


This blog will recount my adventures with NYC dining: The best places to get macaroni and cheese and the worst places to get pancakes at 4am.

I will rate each meal on a 5-star system, but instead of stars, I am going to use Cheez-Its, because…well, I like Cheez-Its.




Please like and follow this blog to learn about the best, cheesiest, and greasiest food in all of Manhattan. If you have had any great food experiences, please, message me @


Thank you, and may the odds be ever in your flavor.


- James

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